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Tantalizing Two Gil

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  1. Love Machine
    Love Machine 25 February 2020 14:46 Reply
    Claimed by the Love Machine
    1. Love Machine
      Love Machine 25 February 2020 14:48 Reply
      This Fine piece of art shows the type of LOVE that makes you wanna fuck your lover passionately all night and the Love Machine approves. I give this work a 10/10
      1. Albedo V2.0
        Albedo V2.0 25 February 2020 15:55 Reply
        THERE WILL BE A TIME WHERE AINZ SAMA WILL MARK ME *laughs evily*
    2. Ains Ooal Gown
      Ains Ooal Gown 5 March 2020 07:36 Reply
      Fear not fappers of xcartx/xlecx we will wait this out, for this has happened once and it stoped. If at the end of the week there is no content then we will act. We will send emails of encouragement to the administrators. If you want to join the army contact Ains Ooal Gown or shrek. WE WILL ACHIEVE VICTORY!!!!!
    3. Ains Ooal Gown
      Ains Ooal Gown 5 March 2020 07:37 Reply
      Fear not fappers of xcartx/xlecx we will wait this out, for this has happened once and it stoped. If at the end of the week there is no content then we will act. We will send emails of encouragement to the administrators. If you want to join the army contact Ains Ooal Gown or shrek. WE WILL ACHIEVE VICTORY!!!!

    4. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 5 March 2020 07:39 Reply
      To guests and accounts alike,

             There is no denying that the predicament we are in seems to be dire. But we must remain hopeful! We must stand strong together!!! These tribulations will pass! But we must face then together! So join us!!!
           If by the end of the week we are still left without update, then as a community we must rise!!! WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!! We will all contact the admins through any means that we have! But not too add more to their burden! Instead we must encourage them! Let them know that our best wishes are with them! And to tell them that we appreciate their work! It would be unwise to bog them down with worries..... 
          In this way WE WILL RECLAIM OUR SWAMP!!!! WHOSE WITH US!!!
      1. i_lik_dic
        i_lik_dic 7 March 2020 06:36 Reply
        A tear has formed in the eyes of porn enthusiasts alike. Thank you Shrek 
      2. Lord Shaxx
        Lord Shaxx 11 March 2020 07:42 Reply
        we must unite all our guardians, and all our enemies together to defeat this time of darkness.
        we must stay together, even if it means going to the fallen, or seeking help with the cabal.
        we survived the collapse once, we can do it again.
        stay strong guardians!
  2. Guts
    Guts 25 February 2020 19:13 Reply
    Fallout 76 and the elder scrolls online tamriel both suck so fukcing bad 
    1. Ultra Instinct Shaggy
      Ultra Instinct Shaggy 26 February 2020 11:12 Reply
      Yea man they are so sucky and I love berserk too friend

      1. Ains Ooal Gown
        Ains Ooal Gown 5 March 2020 07:38 Reply
        Fear not fappers of xcartx/xlecx we will wait this out, for this has happened once and it stoped. If at the end of the week there is no content then we will act. We will send emails of encouragement to the administrators. If you want to join the army contact Ains Ooal Gown or shrek. WE WILL ACHIEVE VICTORY!!!!

  3. Excalibur Umbra
    Excalibur Umbra 25 February 2020 20:19 Reply
    Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
    1. Ultra Instinct Shaggy
      Ultra Instinct Shaggy 26 February 2020 11:13 Reply
      [spoiler]
      Warframe is indeed good got all primes weapons and frames by just farming a lot 
  4. Jay from Ninjago
    Jay from Ninjago 26 February 2020 00:16 Reply
          The next comic posted shall be the location of the Claiming vs Not Claiming debate. The procedure is this:

    1. The two sides will meet and exchange opening remarks
    2. Two members from each side will debate on the issue with ONE comment.
    3. The two sides will say their closing remarks.

          The rules:

    1. No claiming and no making the comic unclaimable 
    2. The comment order must be followed
    3. Idiots are not allowed to comment
    4. Keep the insults civil
    5. Guests are not allowed to sign up

          Sign up for the Debate:

    Team Anti-Claim

    Opening/Closing statement _________ (1)

    Actual Debate __________ (2)


    Team Claim

    Opening/Closing statement __________ (1)

    Actual Debate __________ (2)


    Mediators

    Mediator ______ (1)

    People who want to shame the guys that break the rules _________ (Many)

    Those who want to participate can sign up by replying what position they want and whose team they are on, or if they want to be one of the mediators.



    1. Claim Police Giorno
      Claim Police Giorno 26 February 2020 01:32 Reply
      My boi.... Are you crazy.
    2. Love Machine
      Love Machine 26 February 2020 01:55 Reply
      The Love Machine has a purpose for his claiming and I will be glad to tell you when the debate starts
      1. Albedo V2.0
        Albedo V2.0 26 February 2020 02:17 Reply
        Debate huh I like it but I will not join any teams
        1. Albedo V2.0
          Albedo V2.0 26 February 2020 02:45 Reply
          We must unite as a whole to Protect our future Where There are no claiming there will be no MLP Shits but importantly there will be Netorare Shits
          1. Albedo V2.0
            Albedo V2.0 26 February 2020 02:46 Reply
            Looks like my speech is very bad 
    3. The British Empire
      The British Empire 26 February 2020 19:07 Reply
      I shall be a mediator. 
    4. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 27 February 2020 01:48 Reply
      Sounds good. We can have a council to decide the verdict. Obviously including Giorano, TheUnknownSociety, and other memes of this site... maybe each team should choose two of the xlecx memes as judges so we have 4. Also should we include crossfires? Debators trading off question?
      1. Albedo V2.0
        Albedo V2.0 27 February 2020 14:57 Reply
        We need representatives we will vote for the one who will judge
        1. TheShrekening
          TheShrekening 27 February 2020 17:27 Reply
          Yes that’s a better idea

    5. 2Strokes1Nut
      2Strokes1Nut 27 February 2020 03:20 Reply
      I’m interested to see how this goes. I’ll remain a neutral party, but I’ll be there to see it, in one form or another.
  5. Claim Police
    Claim Police 26 February 2020 03:15 Reply
    All claimers will have to deal with shrek

    If you deny this may God have mercy on your soul
    1. Shreks slut
      Shreks slut 26 February 2020 08:25 Reply
      I deal with Shrek everyday , worshipping that cucumber cock 
    2. Space Patrol Delta
      Space Patrol Delta 26 February 2020 12:01 Reply
      We are here as well
    3. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 27 February 2020 01:41 Reply
      Alright, who am I facing first?
  6. Rohan-Sensei
    Rohan-Sensei 26 February 2020 08:28 Reply
    Then you must love shrek is love, shrek is life
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 27 February 2020 01:42 Reply
      Words of a wise man
  7. Tenno
    Tenno 26 February 2020 21:54 Reply
    Vor do I and the rest of my kin need to warn you again that if you'll keep trying to get people corrupted by the void we will have to slice whatever is left of you and believe me when I say that I have a freshely shrapened Dragon Nikana and Despair (thank you stalker btw) just waiting for somone. also Grendel could use some lunch but so does the infested. I would wonder what would happen to you Vor once your flesh gets corrupted by Infestation and Ordis says hi
  8. Jay Walker
    Jay Walker 27 February 2020 15:49 Reply
    Someone is posing as me
    1. Jay from Ninjago
      Jay from Ninjago 27 February 2020 16:41 Reply
      Garmadon has been using the mega weapon to create clones of myself. Do not worry, for I am the real Jay!
      1. TheShrekening
        TheShrekening 27 February 2020 17:28 Reply
        I will help you stop Garmadons diabolical plan! I know who the real lightning ninja is! And I will stand beside him!!!
        1. TheShrekening
          TheShrekening 29 February 2020 07:43 Reply
          All you have to do is land a single hit
  9. Excalibur Umbra
    Excalibur Umbra 27 February 2020 21:41 Reply
    I have recieved intel on lord garmadons plans and it seems he wishes to make a man fall into the river in lego city, how truly evil that bastard is
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 28 February 2020 02:45 Reply
      I knew he was evil, but.... That's something evil itself can't stoumach
  10. Giorno Giovanna
    Giorno Giovanna 28 February 2020 03:09 Reply
    What if claim police Giorno was made by Garmadon 🤯
    1. Jay from Ninjago
      Jay from Ninjago 28 February 2020 04:35 Reply
      these are the questions
    2. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 28 February 2020 06:06 Reply
      What if Garmadon made Garmadon? WHAT IF GARMADON MADE ALL OF US?!?! WHAT IF GARMADON IS THE MATRIX AND HE’S USING US ALL AS GOLDEN WEAPONS??? WHAT IF GARMADON IS JUST A “BOOGEY-MAN” THAT GARMADON CREATED SO WE WOULD PLACE OUR ATTENTION ON GARMADON ALLOWING GARMADON TO GARMADON STUFF UNDETECTED?!?!? GARMADON!!!!!
      1. Albedo V2.0
        Albedo V2.0 28 February 2020 06:14 Reply
        I was Created by Tabula Smaragdina Sama not some foolish creature!!!
        1. TheShrekening
          TheShrekening 28 February 2020 08:34 Reply
          Noticin' something here Smaragdina just so happens to have a G IN IT!! YKNOW WHO ELSE HAS A G IN THEIR NAME HMMMMMMMMM?!?!? GARMADON! THAT'S WHO! you my friend have been decieved...
          1. Albedo V2.0
            Albedo V2.0 28 February 2020 15:07 Reply
            Can I slap you 1000 times this is the first to disrespect The Name of Tabula Smaragdina Sama and he is not a being that can be duplicated and dupe me like an idiot Even Pandora's Actor Can't fool me easily!!!!!!!!! 
            1. TheShrekening
              TheShrekening 28 February 2020 16:06 Reply
              Perhaps you are correct then. But allow me to hold my suspicions 
            2. Albedo V2.0
              Albedo V2.0 28 February 2020 17:47 Reply
              Fine
    3. Albedo V2.0
      Albedo V2.0 28 February 2020 06:16 Reply
      Let's Change Giornio to Giornia 
      1. Love Machine
        Love Machine 29 February 2020 05:49 Reply
        The Love Machine does not know his creator but he knows that he loves Garmadon
  11. Excalibur Umbra
    Excalibur Umbra 28 February 2020 13:40 Reply
    Holy shit shrek how does one achieve the level of wokeness that you are at
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 28 February 2020 16:07 Reply
      Onions
      1. TheShrekening
        TheShrekening 29 February 2020 07:47 Reply
        See onions, like ogres, have layers. We all know this! Much like onions, reality too has layers. One must only peel back those layers and dive into the rabbit hole of reality in order to achieve this level of wokeness.
  12. Claim Police
    Claim Police 29 February 2020 04:20 Reply
    We need the guards of whiterun
  13. Giorno Giovanna
    Giorno Giovanna 29 February 2020 06:10 Reply
    This is my old account but I love that when jay said that the next comic would be the debate one no comics were uploaded for a week
    1. Space Patrol Delta
      Space Patrol Delta 29 February 2020 06:22 Reply
      So damn true
    2. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 29 February 2020 07:29 Reply
      Almost as if Garmadon is preventing it..... JAY YOU MUST SAVE US! WE HAVE ALL FALLEN INTO THE RIVER THAT IS GARMADONS EVIL PLAN!!!!
    3. Albedo V2.0
      Albedo V2.0 29 February 2020 08:40 Reply
      What happened to you Giornio San!!!! 
  14. TheShrekening
    TheShrekening 29 February 2020 07:38 Reply
    Well.... While we're waiting, who wants to debate which is the real Jay?
  15. Silver Soul
    Silver Soul 29 February 2020 07:43 Reply
    Can me and by babies watch, I think it would be entertaining to have them find out what a debate with other creatures would be like, but I'm not sure if Lugia or Yveltal would be interested
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 29 February 2020 07:51 Reply
      This matters... If ultra instinct shaggy shows up, then it will be unsafe for your children to be in his presence. We all put our lives at risk when speaking with him and even when existing on the same dimensional plane. I am afraid his power may be too much for them to handle.
  16. Silver Soul
    Silver Soul 29 February 2020 08:00 Reply
    Well, them maybe only Lugia, Yveltal and me will come. They might like that, to see someone on a human scale to have such great power
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 29 February 2020 08:15 Reply
      Hmmm it would be a good learning experience
  17. dafuq
    dafuq 29 February 2020 08:58 Reply
    why has there been no content from this website in 4 days
    1. Albedo V2.0
      Albedo V2.0 29 February 2020 09:04 Reply
      Can someone help me if rubedo(Adorable little sister/Most powerful being in the Nazarick) become's a threat to the Nazarick????????
      1. TheShrekening
        TheShrekening 1 March 2020 01:32 Reply
        Of course i will old friend
        1. Albedo V2.0
          Albedo V2.0 1 March 2020 02:32 Reply
          Can you even damage her????
          1. TheShrekening
            TheShrekening 1 March 2020 06:09 Reply
            I pray that we never have to come to that. Remember who it is that you address. The trainer of legends, the Lord of the memes, and Shaggys biological father.
    2. Arkunus
      Arkunus 1 March 2020 02:44 Reply
      I was wondering about that too. What's going on here?
      1. Samael The Sergal
        Samael The Sergal 1 March 2020 04:08 Reply
        I'm not sure but I find it a little annoying.
        1. Albedo V2.0
          Albedo V2.0 1 March 2020 04:11 Reply
          It's been 4-5 days of no comic updates of course it would be chaotic here
          1. Albedo V2.0
            Albedo V2.0 1 March 2020 04:18 Reply
            And I'm really excited for our journey will continue on and that was entitled The Witch of the Ruined Country March 11 2020 And Doom Sans wide-spread Demon Extermination on March 20 2020 I would like to see Isabelle riding on Doom Sans shoulder shooting at the Demons(not ours) and leave mountain of corpses on their Wake
            1. Albedo V2.0
              Albedo V2.0 1 March 2020 04:20 Reply
              I forgot to put on between Country And March
  18. Samael The Sergal
    Samael The Sergal 1 March 2020 02:07 Reply
    I do not appreciate the chaos here stop this at once.
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 1 March 2020 06:11 Reply
      In times like these it would seem that chaos is our only comfort

  19. Guest Guest Hitler
    Guest Guest Hitler 1 March 2020 04:30 Reply
    Jesus no updates yet 
  20. Klown
    Klown 1 March 2020 05:17 Reply
    Is there a new website they're posting the comics or is this website..... Dead?

    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 1 March 2020 06:12 Reply
      If it is.... Then we must all pay our respects on the first comic to be posted here
  21. Claim Police
    Claim Police 1 March 2020 06:52 Reply
    I'm afraid this might be the end lads
    If so it was an honor serving with you
    1. TheShrekening
      TheShrekening 1 March 2020 08:38 Reply
      It’s been an honor, but let’s give the site some more time.... I think it’s earned it
    2. Niggatuo
      Niggatuo 5 March 2020 01:15 Reply
      It's been an honor
      1. Ains Ooal Gown
        Ains Ooal Gown 5 March 2020 07:39 Reply
        Fear not fappers of xcartx/xlecx we will wait this out, for this has happened once and it stoped. If at the end of the week there is no content then we will act. We will send emails of encouragement to the administrators. If you want to join the army contact Ains Ooal Gown or shrek. WE WILL ACHIEVE VICTORY!!!!

  22. G.E.R.
    G.E.R. 1 March 2020 07:07 Reply
    Jesus this is starting to creep me out a little, the lack of updates that is
  23. Silver Soul
    Silver Soul 1 March 2020 08:00 Reply
    I have found the first comic on this site because of Green, but don't worry, he has been in time out since this morning. Between you all and me, he might be bigger than his dad. Anyway, here it's a link to it  but I don't know if you will be able to get to it from this http://xlecx.org/4-porn-furry-comics.html

    1. Albedo V2.0
      Albedo V2.0 1 March 2020 09:58 Reply
      It's just a furry hyena and gazelle I think
  24. Samael The Sergal
    Samael The Sergal 1 March 2020 09:18 Reply
    I don't think this is the end, this happend before.
  25. Carmine
    Carmine 1 March 2020 10:11 Reply
    Mmm so website died or is there something I'm not seeing cause this is weird frustrating and creepy all at once
  26. bigtits
    bigtits 1 March 2020 11:27 Reply
    I think this is it , it's been a hell of a ride yall
    1. Guest admin
      Guest admin 1 March 2020 11:29 Reply
      We are taking a short break for the rest of this decade. We appreciate all the fans asking. It's been an honor to help You guys cum💦. 
      Goodbye👋
      1. Some Asian Guy
        Some Asian Guy 1 March 2020 15:41 Reply
        Truly, it has been an honor
    2. Albedo V2.0
      Albedo V2.0 1 March 2020 12:23 Reply
      We will remember this site forever 
  27. Heavenl Ascended Diego
    Heavenl Ascended Diego 1 March 2020 12:47 Reply
    what happened to the web?
  28. ThisNameIsOriginal
    ThisNameIsOriginal 1 March 2020 18:30 Reply
    I’ve never seen such a political porn website 
  29. Bystander
    Bystander 1 March 2020 19:32 Reply
    1. [hide]Days without an update... Hm.. maybe the owner of the site has the virus, CORVID-19 (coronavirus). Just sayin'.Days without an update... Hm.. maybe the owner of the site has the virus, CORVID-19 (coronavirus). Just sayin'.
    1. Percy Jackson
      Percy Jackson 1 March 2020 21:57 Reply
      Why did you repeat yourself
  30. Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ 2 March 2020 00:33 Reply
    This is all fortold. It will rise on the seventh day. Unless it doesn't ...

    Rip, I wish I didn't have to log back in Everytime I wanted to comment. 
    1. Jesus Christ
      Jesus Christ 2 March 2020 00:38 Reply
      @everyone

      I messaged the Admin asking him what was up. 
      On his profile it says his last day he was online was the 25th which is when the comics stopped being uploaded. I assume he is taking a break of some sort, but I don't know if this is the end. 

      Stay tuned for what happens next.
      1. Guest Infinity
        Guest Infinity 2 March 2020 03:29 Reply
        I am ever grateful for your service 
      2. Arkunus
        Arkunus 2 March 2020 05:36 Reply
        What's the name of the administrator
      3. i_lik_dic
        i_lik_dic 2 March 2020 23:57 Reply
        Thank you, Jesus
      4. Rohan Kishibe
        Rohan Kishibe 7 March 2020 14:22 Reply
        thanks alot jesus for your efforts
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