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  1. not a crack whore
    not a crack whore 28 September 2019 02:28 Reply
    my men look like he suck dick for crack in an alleyway
    1. DBZcode11
      DBZcode11 28 September 2019 07:13 Reply
      lmao
  2. Minecraft
    Minecraft 28 September 2019 07:35 Reply
    Creeper Aw man So we back in the mine Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side Side-side to side This task, a grueling one Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up You hear a sound, turn around and look up Total shock fills your body Oh no, it's you again I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes Eyes-eyes-eyes 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain) Just when you think you're safe Overhear some hissing from right behind Right-right behind That's a nice life you have Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time Time-time-time-time Blows up Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up Get inside, don't be tardy So now you're stuck in there Half a heart is left, but don't die, die, die Die-die-die 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again Creepers, you're mine, haha Dig up diamonds, And craft those diamonds, And make some armor, Get it, baby, go and forge that like you so MLG pro The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro Huh? Training in your room under the torchlight Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight Every single day and the whole night Creeper's out prowlin', woo, alright Look at me, look at you Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new? And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world, haha) Yeah, baby, tonight grab your sword, armor and go (It's on) Take your revenge (Woo), oh-oh-oh-oh So fight, fight, like it's the last, last night of your life, life Show them your bite (Woo) 'Cause, baby, tonight The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 'Cause, baby, tonight Grab your pick, shovel and bolt again (Bolt again-gain, woo) And run, run until it's done, done Until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause, baby, tonight (Come on, swing your sword up high) The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Come on, jab your sword down low) (Woo)

    1. Also Minecraft
      Also Minecraft 28 September 2019 09:19 Reply
      Got my helmet on my head
      Figure out what that zombie said (wut)
      Lava all over the room
      Gotta' half heart left, man, I am doomed

      Don't have any iron bars
      Pick just broke into some shards
      Scary noise what should I do
      Go left or right I'll have to choose

      Visions of last time, flash inside my mind
      I'm scared, OH WELL
      And I'm pretty sure, there's a big creeper
      Right there!)

      (Don't mine at night)
      I know your lookin' at that cave
      And your feelin' kinda' brave.
      Go to bed you'll be alright

      (Don't mine at night)
      There's nothing that is gonna' change
      If you just wait until the day
      Zombie wanna' eat your brains

      (Don't mine at night)
      I know it's me your gonna' thank
      Make a bed it's not too late
      3 wool and 3 wooden planks

      (Don't mine at night)
      How many times I have to say
      Drop the pick and walk away-a
      Woah

      Don't mine at night
      (don't mine at night)
      Don't mine at night
      (don't mine at night)

      Stomach's all tied up in knots
      This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost
      This is really gettin' old
      Found like 2 pieces of coal

      Down one way there's just stone
      Monsters won't leave me alone
      Down another there's some lava
      And of course I get, PWND

      Remember last time I tried to mine at night
      I failed, so bad

      I lost all my stuff
      It was really tough
      That's it (RAGE QUIT!)

      (Don't mine at night)
      I know your lookin' at that cave
      And your feelin' kinda' brave.
      Go to bed you'll be alright

      (Don't mine at night)
      There's nothing that is gonna' change
      If you just wait until the day
      Zombie wanna' eat your brains

      (Don't mine at night)
      I know it's me your gonna' thank
      Make a bed it's not too late
      3 wool and 3 wooden planks

      (Don't mine at night)
      How many times I have to say
      Drop the pick and walk away-a
      Woah

      Don't mine at night
      (don't mine at night)
      Don't mine at night
      (don't mine at night)

      D-O-N-T M-I-N-E x4

      I know your lookin' at that cave
      And your feelin' kinda' brave.
      Go to bed you'll be alright

      (Don't mine at night)
      There's nothing that is gonna' change
      If you just wait until the day
      Zombie wanna' eat your brains

      (Don't mine at night)
      I know it's me your gonna' thank
      Make a bed it's not too late
      3 wool and 3 wooden planks

      (Don't mine at night)
      How many times I have to say
      Drop the pick and walk away-a
      Woah

      Don't mine at night
      (don't mine at nigh
      t)
      1. dsnnisdiindsnin
        dsnnisdiindsnin 28 September 2019 21:57 Reply
        I fucking HATE​ Minecraft! It's such a fucking stupid game for dumb kids!!! DAMN YOU Notch (aka Markus Persson) go to hell!!!!!!
        1. .....
          ..... 28 September 2019 22:41 Reply
          You said it because Notch fuck your mom
          1. dsnnisdiindsnin
            dsnnisdiindsnin 29 September 2019 03:16 Reply
            Maybe he did maybe not I'm not telling
        2. AngeyBoi
          AngeyBoi 28 September 2019 23:01 Reply
          Fuck off and learn to take a joke you Grotesque bastard.
        3. Satin 2.0
          Satin 2.0 29 September 2019 01:21 Reply
          Buddy buddy, it doesn't matter what you think.
          All of you are going to hell anyway.
          1. Hey satin2.0
            Hey satin2.0 29 September 2019 05:38 Reply
            What the he'll happened to Giorno Giovanna

            1. Giorno Giovanna
              Giorno Giovanna 29 September 2019 06:10 Reply
              I don't know he probably got caught up in some dumb shit
          2. Guest Fuck you
            Guest Fuck you 29 September 2019 21:29 Reply
            You don't care Satin your the devil and I fucking hate you
            1. Shit
              Shit 29 September 2019 21:29 Reply
              I meant I don't care
        4. Guest James
          Guest James 20 December 2019 04:57 Reply
          ok boomer
        5. Moonborn
          Moonborn 11 January 2020 23:26 Reply
          Bitch Minecraft is made from the gods! No one can hate it!
  3. Guy69
    Guy69 28 September 2019 23:00 Reply
    Lol minecraft is the best 
    1. ...
      ... 29 September 2019 03:17 Reply
      I know right
  4. 😐
    😐 30 September 2019 08:09 Reply
    Did... did... did people seriously comment about minecraft on a porn comic?
  5. Rë
    4 October 2019 09:00 Reply
    J found a doup glitcb on ps4
  6. Random crackhead
    Random crackhead 25 October 2019 03:54 Reply
    I love how this is a porn comic and there is lyrics to minecraft songs
  7. Missobama69420
    Missobama69420 25 October 2019 09:09 Reply
    Hey, don't be rude to satin, he helped us get into the white house. Speaking of I might need that soul back I have some charity work to do
  8. WolffyFlame
    WolffyFlame 2 November 2019 05:21 Reply
    Eeeeeeee
  9. Reggie
    Reggie 11 November 2019 12:51 Reply
    That’s all the time i’ve got, i gotta get back to playing animal crossing new leaf on the nintendo 3ds
  10. Fkgggg
    Fkgggg 28 December 2019 06:20 Reply
    Fuck you big fat nerd guy
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